Crackers N’ Milk

DDD- William Shakespeare's Episode 3- Tragedy of the Sith's Revenge

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Good Morrow, I am pleased to share with you another reading of William Shakespeare'e Star Wars. We come upon two Jedi speaking of the famed order 66 and their thoughts on the matter. You shall see the beauty of the scene but the tragedy of the scene also! Please hold back the tears of the Jedi's fate, they did bring it upon with their bickering among themselves.

Thank you so much for your support and your willingness to listen to this small scene. Remember I am plugging these books. Please give them a listen or give them a read. They are marvelous books. Please Subscribe, Rate and leave a comment. Thank you so much for the support and have a wonderful day. Make good choices.

DDD- William Shakespeare's Episode 2-The Clone Army Attacketh

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Good Morrow to my fellow travelers in this vast Galaxy which is so long ago and far far away. We fall into a conversation of the two Jedi speaking to one another about their stories and if others will ever need them. So, come and give these insightful Jedi a listen. They will dazzle you with their wit and insight. 

Thank you once again for joining in and listening to Cracker's N' Milk Podcast. I am so grateful for your support. I hope you are enjoying these small readings of the William Shakespeare Star Wars written by Ian Doescher. Please remember I am using this to promote the books. They really are wonderful reads and they add to the overall Cannon or story of Star Wars. Thank you so much. Please Subscribe, Rate and leave a comment. 

DDD-William Shakespeare-Episode 1-The Phantom Of Menace

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Good Morrow, We are pleased for you to join us for another reading of William Shakespeare and his witty writing the wonderful world of Star Wars. He dazzles you with his version of the Phantom of the Menace. These Jolly Jedi speak of the backward movement of the Galaxy and the Jedi. So come and listen to these Jedi discuss the great leaps and fall backs in the Galaxy. 

Thank you so much for listening and following. Please remember that I don't own the Copy right and this is a promotion of reading these books. They are found in the Library, a book store, you can own them digitally, 4-7 are audiobooks. Please Subscribe, Rate and leave a Comment. Thank you so much for the support. 

DDD-William Shakespeare- Episode-6-The Jedi Doth Return

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Good morrow, to all those whom follow this trumpet of a sound called Crackers N' Milk, we hope you have merriment with listening to the host with the most, David, doing his reading of William Shakespeare's The Jedi Doth Return. He hath no variation in his voice to distinguish the troopers voices, he is no actor, his reading can be slow but to the point. So please sit and enjoy the mini show. 

Please Remember I am reading this as a promotion of the William Shakespeare Star Wars Books. They are wonderful books, you can find them digitally, you can find 4-7 in audiobook format or you can find them at your local book store or your local library. They are marvelous books to read and listen to!   

DDD-William Shakespeare-Episode 5-The Empire Striketh Back

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Good Morn my fellows, I hope you have enjoyed my small encouragement of the famous playwright Sir William Shakespeare whom Ian Doescher contacted through a heavenly visitation of Shakespeare wanting to have him use his famous iambic pentameter to write our favorite space drama!! We want to thank this writer to channel William Shakespeare. Please enjoy this small piece of this wonderful play! 

Please remember I do not own the copy right of this book. I am using this podcast as a promotion to encourage you to go and buy the books, check them out of your library, Episodes 4-7 are audiobooks. Please go and check them out! You will have fun in reading these books! 

DDD- William Shakespeare's Episode 4- Verily, A New Hope

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Good Morn, I hope you are in the mood to hear a little bit of Shakespeare. I am in the mood to read you some Shakespeare. I read a scene from Episode 4 Verily, A New Hope. I play two characters. I am not great at changing voices but I try and remind whom is talking. This scene is from Act 4 Scene 1.

Remember I am using this to Promote these books. You can Pick them up from any Barnes & Noble, you can get them digitally, you can get 4-7 in audiobook form. So give them a shot.  Enjoy! Make Good Choices. 

DDD- Intro to William Shakespeare Star Wars

Mini Series-Prologue 

Hello everyone, How are you doing? I hope you are having a good time being quarantined. I am grateful for this chance to share a series of small episodes to you. In continuing with our Star Wars theme, I have decided to read a scene from each of the William Shakespeare's Star Wars.

I Do Not own the copy right, I am just using this chance to promote the books and the series and think you would enjoy this immensely. These episodes will be short around like 5-11 minutes. I hope that you enjoy these readings. Please make some good choices. 

CNM-Star Wars- Season 2 Recap

Season 2-Episode 23- Season 2 Recap

Hello everyone! We hope you are having a good time in quarantine and you are keeping safe and being smart of with the time you have. We are pleased to bring you the last episode of Season 2. 

In this episode Mike talks about the things he has learned and what he has enjoyed about the season. Dave, also gives his insight and what he learned. We all talk about the books in the expanded universe and how Jake recommends you read the books so you can understand the stories more. We discussed Disney cutting out a lot of Star Wars writing because of toxic fandom, but they can bring the writing back in. We shared with each other the joys of finding out more about the Star Wars Universe and how you can get lost in this world. Jake, talked to us about how we made some mistakes on the timeline episodes. We also do a teaser Trailer for our 3rd Season. We then discuss our Scene Stealer, Key Moment and Cliff Hanger.   

Thank you so much for Joining us in our 2nd season and thank you for the encouragement. Thank you also for Subscribing, Rating and Leaving a Comment. We are so grateful for you. 

CNM-Star Wars-Fanboys

Season 2- Episode-22- Star Wars-Fanboys

Hello everyone. We hope your quarantine is going good. We are pleased to bring you this episode about this small movie we think captures the fever pitch of what people acted like before Star Wars: Episode 1 Phantom Menace came out in theaters. 

Jake gives the synopsis of the movie. We then talked about the deep fandom of Star Wars. We discuss the cast and cameos of people in the movie. This movie plays to a lot of fans. We discuss the travels of the cast and how they make it to their desired destination Skywalker Ranch. We laugh about the fighting between Star Wars nerds and Trekkies. This is a coming of age sort of movie. With that explanation there is a little swearing in this episode and we do discuss mature themes a little. 

One of the things we come to know about this movie of how this is a critique of Toxic fandom that can ruin movie franchises and hurt the chances of growth with new fans. You should watch this movie with teenagers. 

Thank you for joining us and we hope you enjoy this episode. We had fun making it. Please Subscribe, Rate and Leave a Comment about this episode or about the whole of the podcast. 
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CNM- Star Wars Parody- Spaceballs

Season 2- Episode 21- Star Wars Parody- Spaceballs

Hello Everyone, hope you are having a wonderful day and you are keeping safe and things are going good for you in this crisis. We are happy to bring you a new episode of Crackers N' Milk. Today's episode is Spaceballs. 

Jake, Mike and Dave give an overview of Spaceballs, how similar it is to Star Wars, what they make fun of Star Wars and Mel Brooks pokes fun at his Jewish Heritage. We talk about what we like in the movie and why it stuck-out. This movie swears quite a bit so if you are watching it make sure the kids are older not younger. 

We talk about Pizza the Hut, Schwartz and other Mel Brooks Movies. We discuss his movie catalog a little and talk about which movies are better than SpaceBalls. We also discuss if Parody movies are still relevant. Mike brought up if Elon Musk is a Spaceballs fan because he has a button with Ludicrous speed in his cars. We then talk about if kids today would sit down and watch this movie or go to YouTube and watch clips of this movie. What do you think? 

We hope you enjoy this episode. Please Subscribe, Rate and Leave a Comment. WE are on most all podcasting formats and on Youtube. Thank you so much for your support and encouragement.